Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Sex could kill you

I came across this and I thought it was hilarious.

Sex COULD kill you.
Do you know what the human body goes through when it engages in sex?
Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight.
It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.

16 comments:

Liena Ferror said...

GE,

That is funny! All's I can say is thank God! Literally!

Great post!

Liena~

Rebecca Royce said...

That is all assuming you are doing it correctly, right? I wonder if bad sex would be the same process. LOL. Very funny.

Rebecca Royce said...

BTW, Linked your blog on Twitter. Welcome to the world of blogging!

Sandra Sookoo said...

Funny stuff :-)

J Hali said...

lmao, who knew!

Author GE Stills said...

Thanks Liena

Thank God is right

Author GE Stills said...

Thanks for the welcome Rebecca. And thanks for linking me Twitter. I don't have an account there yet.

Author GE Stills said...

Sandra if you got a laugh then it was definately worth posting. lol

Author GE Stills said...

Kinda' frightning isn't it Hali. I guess I'll just risk it because I sure am not going to stop it. lol

Author GE Stills said...

Btw the way Rebecca speaking from a male point of view I don't know if there is such a ting as bad sex. lol

Amanda said...

AWESOME POST!!!!

I'm still smiling and um bad sex would be considered selfish sex. But yeah I want it done right all the time, to hell with the warnings LOL!!!!!

Ash!

Author GE Stills said...

Well only speaking for myself I certainly would not want to be selfesh and leave my partner wanting. Half of my enjoyment is seeing her... ok sorry TMI

You'll also have to excuse me I am slightly distracted. I am on ponytail patrol today and for this old Grandpa trying to put in ponytails on a 4yr old is very diffucult. lol
Gary

Sandy said...

ROFLMAO

Hey, Grandpa, you better speed up, the ponytail patrol is coming for you. lol

Author GE Stills said...

Yes they are and Grandpa is very inept at putting them in.

Z(Aasiyah/Nolwynn) said...

Lol! Thank goodness there's a reverse side of the medal for everything!

Best of luck on the ponytail patrol!

Hugs

Z(Aasiyah/Nolwynn)

Author GE Stills said...

Thanks Z. Yep on ponytail patrol again today.

Gary/GE Stills